Your Voice: The Far Reach of the Island (Humor)
Submitted by Gary Anderson
While we have been captivated by the last (almost) four seasons of Lost, it’s become very evident that the Island controls a lot more than just things on the island itself. Michael being unable to kill himself, Jack being unable to jump off the bridge, and Keamy being unable to kill Michael. Match that up with Ben’s admission that he could not kill Widmore (and vice versa) this brings into question, just how much is the Island controlling? And how?
I suggest that the Island is not only affecting the stage that the players occupy (both on and off the island), however it is affecting the REAL world that we all occupy. Absurd, you say? Not as crazy as you may think, I say.
Let’s review a few situations, shall we?
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Nestor Carbonell
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He’s become a very big part of this Lost Universe. We’ve just discovered in "Cabin Fever", that Alpert has followed John Locke throughout his entire life, even BEFORE he was born. With the belief that John could be a very important person in the Island’s future, Alpert has attempted to recruit John at least twice.
However, the entire universe that Lost occupies was placed into danger by Alpert’s participation in the CBS show Cane. Jimmy Smits had already attempted to bring down one ABC hit show — NYPD Blue — by leaving the show, and now he attempted to sabotage another hit ABC drama by recruiting one of the most important people possible: Richard Alpert. Well, the Island has stepped up and prevented Smits from carrying out his bizarre beef with with the Alphabet network by siccing the Smoke Monster on CBS’ show, and soon enough, Cane was cancelled, and Richard Alpert was back where he belonged: On the island, helping to shape things behind the scenes, in ways we are not even aware of yet.
Without Alpert, the entire universe might collapse, and the Island would not allow that to happen.
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Team Darlton’s despising of DUI’s
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The Island has always allowed leeway in the way that Carlton and Damon has gone about things. As lifelong members of the ultra-secret society (shhhhh!) "IUDAD" also known as Dyslexics against Driving Under the Influence, they reacted swiftly and with furious vengeance upon the news that Cynthia Watros (Libby) and Michelle Rodriguez (Ana Lucia) were charged with Driving under the Influence, and they were viciously killed off by Michael (a pawn in the Darlton game). These two were not major players in the outcome of Lost, and so were expendable. To show that they were not totally without feeling, they allow Libby to return, but only for 23 to 42 seconds at a time.
However, when Daniel Dae Kim was arrested for driving under the influence, the Island stepped in to prevent Darlton from savagely killing off Jin in a strange attack of the rare European swallows descending onto the island and picking him apart.
Much like Michael’s gun (and later Keamy’s) malfunctioning, Their typewriters suddenly stopped working. They’re computers wouldn’t load up Word Perfect (or even Notepad) and their pens suddenly were unable to write. After some heated discussions between Darlton and the Island, they relented, and allowed Jin to remain alive. For now. Much like as Taller Walt told Locke, Jin has "work to do".
These are just two of the many ways that the Island has influenced real life events to shape it’s destiny. I won’t reveal them all to you, so you’ll have to wait for Lostfan108 to spoil it for you. But if you look around, I think you’ll realize that Lost is affecting everything around you.
You just don’t realize it. That may be because you just aren’t as tuned in to the Island as perhaps you had hoped. Your communion is not strong enough.
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Thanks for posting Don!
I just sent in a serious theory that I think could very well be the answer to the question of what happens in the end. It makes sense anyway.
Hopefully that’ll get posted soon.
Comment by Gary — May 17, 2008 @ 3:32 pm
Nice article, liked the Daniel Dae Kim part about the swallows lol.
Comment by Doug — May 17, 2008 @ 10:11 pm
S’matter doug? upset cause american idol is almost over for the season? jeeeeeze pal…get a life…
Comment by LJ — May 18, 2008 @ 11:30 am
what a sad person you are Ben
Comment by Frank — May 18, 2008 @ 12:37 pm
always someone’s gotta f*ck up my moment to shine! lol….
Oh well….everyone click my name and check out my personal blog. It’s not Lost related, but still…..
Comment by Gary — May 18, 2008 @ 1:31 pm
really Ben? it looks to me like you seem to care about the show and it’s fanpages. i think a whole lot of shows suck. and the proof that i think they do suck is that i don’t access their fanpages and especially don’t care what the fans are writing about. so you did all that for the sake of… nothing? way to go smart guy, i would rather you burn up your idiot energy in here than in the real world where you might actually influence someone.
Comment by taylor — May 18, 2008 @ 2:40 pm
Well BEN your last name isnt LINUS is it.
must be upset at loosing the island to john locke!
lol.
Comment by chris — May 18, 2008 @ 4:29 pm
The thing that irritates me is A. the “lostsucks” thing is still up this long after it was posted and B. everyone is focusing on THAT, rather than the actual post I made.
lol.
*shrugs* oh well. At least it’s a joke theory that got sidetracked instead of a legit theory.
Comment by Gary — May 18, 2008 @ 5:30 pm
Ah I’ve been sitting here trying to think of something to add to corroborate your theory but nothing’s coming to mind. So instead I’ll just say theory I love it! ^_^
Comment by TrillianM — May 19, 2008 @ 11:58 am
Evangeline’s house caught on fire right? THE ISLAND SAVED HER! That is all:)
Comment by theman — May 20, 2008 @ 1:47 pm