Jeff Jensen Weighs in on the ‘Hamster of Mystery’

Lost News — March 23, 2007 at 8:09 pm by DavidHume

It was only a matter of time.  I laid down the challenge to LOST theorist extraordinaire Jeff Jensen:  explain the Hamster of Mystery, and in true Doc Jensen form, we now have a string of possibilities to consider!  Let me turn the mic over to Doc J.

 I saw your challenge–and I’m taking it on!

Did you know hamsters are also known as bears?

And did you know that there is a kind of hamster known as… Polar Bear Hamsters?

Other interesting hamster thoughts. The Blast Door Map indicates there used to be tunnels that connected the Hatches. If they were connected… don’t you think the whole compound would kinda resemble one of those interlocking hamster cage things?

But the other thought I had is this: hamsters are known for their breeding habits. They tend to replicate rather quickly.

What’s Juliet’s are of specialty? Fertility doctor. What are the Others suspected of having troubles doing? Reproducing. And hamsters are know for being prolific breeders…

Now, with that in mind… the symbolism of the picture seems to attain meaning, although I’m still not sure why anyone would paint a portrait like that.

Well, there you have it!  See, I’m not so crazy after all.  I promise you, this is just the beginning.  It won’t be long before the Hamster of Mystery is at the center of every water cooler pow wow and theory board on the planet.  Remember, not too long ago we all heard that strange new animals would be appearing on LOST.  This is it my friends, this is it.

(Disclaimer - After a week of basically awesome exposition, its just too hard to find a minute detail to pick over, so i thought the hamster of mystery would make a good diversion.  Please stop emailing me asking if I’ve LOST my mind.)

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