Lost Haters on Lost Fansites?

Lost News — March 16, 2007 at 12:37 pm by DavidHume

Originally, I wasn’t going to get into this.  But I have to.  Lost-media.com, which I love for its superior media resources (in other words, I used to steal pics from there before I got my own abcmedianet account), recently gave front page airtime to this nut case:  Why ABC’s ‘Lost’ Is Losing It

First of all, we know I dissaprove of any fan-site anywhere giving airtime to LOST haters.  If we are truly fans, we would encourage respectful debate of the shows flaws, but shun mis-informed hack criticism from people who don’t even watch the show.  Yeah,  you heard me.  DON’T EVEN WATCH THE SHOW.  I’m talking to you Steven Simunic, who claims to be a fan of LOST who has given up.  First, can I just say your title has been used so many times that it isn’t even remotely cheeky anymore. Next, and this is the best part, I want you to come clean that you, Steven Simunic, are in fact not a former Lost fan but some hack critic jumping on the LOST hate float.  I’m calling you out and I want your response.

Unlike you, though, I’m not going to make empty comments and expecting some doe eyed readers to mindlessly agree.  I’m going to eviscerate your inferior, factless, banal essay one empty headed point at a time.

 


The problem starts for you, Steve, around the fourth paragraph when you start to actually talk about the show.  Here are you claims:

Recently, though, there’s been a pervading sense that the creators really don’t know what the hell is going on, and that they’re just as surprised to find out what’s happening as the audience is. The events in the show are spinning out of control faster than the fight scene in “Anchorman.” Consequently, it’s a lot harder to care. The Others are some crazy-smart scientist nutjobs? Uh, okay. I guess. There’s a Spanish galleon in the middle of a forest? Now that’s just silly. A dude pushing a button helps keep planes aloft? Hey, isn’t there a “Seinfeld” repeat on soon?
Hmm let’s examine this.

  • Recently, though, there’s been a pervading sense that the creators really don’t know what the hell is going on, and that they’re just as surprised to find out what’s happening as the audience is.

Okay, Steve, prove it?  I mean, how can you prove this?  It is a quite widely slung criticism, and to be fair there is one former writer who claims they are ‘making it up as they go along’, (David Fury, who now works on a show where ‘Making it up as you go along’ is the philosophy of the writing room, 24.)  I’m assuming you mean, they don’t know how it will end?  Becuase I have to tell you, it wouldn’t make much sense for these guys to be walking around with a couple hundred episodes planned out if they don’t know how long they are going to be on the air?  When would they have time to write all of that stuff?  If anything, having an end point that is a moving target and ‘making up as you go along’  is what they do in the mean time, more power to them!  The breathlessness of LOST is one of its more endearing aspects for me.  As soon as the show becomes expository and predictable, its dead.

  • the events in the show are spinning out of control faster than the fight scene in “Anchorman.” Consequently, it’s a lot harder to care.

If anything, the playing field is become much clearer as the series moves on.  Sure there is still much to be learned, but we are getting a sense of what the others are about, even if we still don’t know exactly who they are.  They clearly have a charge over this mystical island.  A position that sets them apart from the casual boat sinkers and plane crashers that stumble by.  We have the indication that there is a larger force above them, that may be pulling their strings, and we can’t shake the feeling that these people were brought here to face a destiny.  We want to know what that is.  That is caring. The more we understand, the more we crave the answer.

  • The Others are some crazy-smart scientist nutjobs? Uh, okay.

I guess you missed the part where the others are not Dharma, and in fact recruit fertility doctors from the mainland and work with 1980’s computer equipment?  This comment is the first indication you have no idea what your talking about.

  • There’s a Spanish galleon in the middle of a forest? Now that’s just silly.

Um, Steve, this part comes from before the point where you said the story sucked.  Like around Season one?  The season you point out as being full of wonder?

  • A dude pushing a button helps keep planes aloft? Hey, isn’t there a “Seinfeld” repeat on soon?

Actually the button has nothing to do with keeping planes in the air, Steve.  It is to discharge a magnetic force build up.  If the button isn’t pushed, the island becomes a big electromagnet capable of ripping planes apart.  This was revealed last season.  Wow, seems like you gave up on LOST a long time ago… why do you still carry a chip on your shoulder?

There’s more of course, but why should we respond further when you clearly have no idea what you are talking about?  And of course, the biggest question of the day… why would this article be published in its entirety, without any defense, on the front page of a LOST fan site?  But I transgress.  I know my place, and I’ll shut my mouth.  For now.
 

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