The Tailsection Mini-Season Awards!
I figured I would stick my head together with BuddyTV senior writer Oscar Dahl and compare notes on the most awesome, and not-so-awesome, moments of the mini-season! We’re disqualifying next weeks finale because it is just completely inconceivable that it will be anything less than awesome from front to back!
DocArzt: Eye-Patch Guy
Patchy! Hey, he’s mysterious, he radiates ‘guy-in-the-know’, and he wears Dharma jumpsuits, how can the guy not be cool? No doubt he will not be a regular, but I expect big things from this guy.
Oscar: Juliet
Juliet has stolen the show since the very first scene of the very first episode of Lost’s third season. She is kind, never intimidated, and extremely mysterious. I can’t get a good read on her and have no idea, at this point, where her allegiances lie or whether she’s completely playing Jack.
DocArzt: Paolo
Die, Paolo, Die! He’s grouchy, aloof, lazy, and so far hasn’t shown us much reason for being at the center of any plots. Frankly, I would have much rather had Hurley in the Pearl to say "Dude" when Patchy showed up over Paolo’s beady-eyed blank stare.
Oscar: (tie) Nikki and Paolo
These two, besides Elizabeth Mitchell, were the new cast members to join Lost this season and both have been unimpressive. From Paolo’s weak golfing introduction, to Nikki’s overzealous behavior on Locke’s Eko/hatch expedition, the two newcomers have seemed wildly out of place. We don’t need any more important characters, especially ones as unexciting as Nikki and Paolo.
DocArzt: Opening Scene of the Season
This should be predictable: the opening of the premiere. Seeing the others in their bucolic little yellow themed neighborhood was one of the biggest mind screws of the series.
Oscar: Locke’s Airport Hallucination
The overwhelming choice here might very well be the first scene of the season, and with good reason. The reveal of The Others’ lifestyle was stomach-punch level surprising. However, we’ve come to expect greatness from the opening scene of a Lost season. I’m going to go against the grain here and say that Locke’s airport hallucination with Boone was the best scene of the season. The way it was filmed and the creative way to bring Boone back blew me away.
DocArzt: Nikki’s Hatch Observation
Nikki pointing out that the Pearl station was a monitoring station, and might be used to see into other Dharma rabbit-holes, and Locke validating it by saying "boy, I feel stupid." Did Locke watch the same orientation film we watched last season?
Oscar: Mr. Eko’s Death
I’m cheating a little here, because the scene was well done. It’s only the worst scene because Mr. Eko died. And who didn’t love Mr. Eko?
DocArzt: Two Islands
Two islands! It may not be the most resonating, but I personally was on pins and needles when Sawyer crested that hill.
Oscar: Ben Having a Tumor
Okay, maybe this isn’t a major twist, but once Jack saw those X-Rays I was ecstatic. It all came together in that instant. Ben’s plan for Jack to operate on him is diabolical, and I love it.
DocArzt: Desmond’s Premonitions
Desmond sees the future. C’mon, it’s sooooo done. This, for me, was reminiscent of the geek-chow the producers fed us in "Dave". Worse yet, it is already apparent it is going to be a plot point they will switch on and off as needed. So far, it is just inconsequential. If it is going to be two years before it actually has value, do we need two cutesy scenes to remind us it exists? Please.
Oscar: The Two Islands
There better be a remarkably good explanation as to why no one (especially Desmond) has never seen this second island. Until then, I’m not too happy about it.
DocArzt: Locke
John Locke. Do I really have to explain this? C’mon! He’s BACK people! He is back!
Oscar: Locke
After what I thought was a sub-par second season, Locke has begun to redeem himself in full, becoming, again, my favorite character. Part of this might be the fact that Jack isn’t around and, thus, Lock has become the clear alpha dog in camp. It might also be the fact that he has no problem waltzing into a polar bear den.
DocArzt: The Cost of Living
I’m not just saying this because it was the most recent: The Cost of Living. It was a return to the ensemble style that put LOST on the map. Most of the major characters were serviced, all plots were advanced, and the emotional piques came with a nice chunk of mythology-fill-in as well; as close to a perfect LOST episode as we have seen so far.
Oscar: The Cost of Living
The last episode was great in that it incorporated all the major players, had major reveals, contained a momentous character death, and moved along the mythology, all the while setting up what should be an incredible final episode of 2006.
DocArzt: Mr. Eko
Mr. Eko! Hey, the guy gave his life to reveal the true nature of the monster! Thanks to Eko’s sacrifice we now know that smokey can appear in human form. And besides, he died like a champ!
Oscar: Ben
Ben is an enigma. He is always creepy, but also has surprising depth and vulnerability. He is erratic, you have no idea what he’s going to do next. Every time Ben is on screen I am completely riveted, which is about as great a compliment as I can give a character.









Awesome piece guys thanks!
Comment by TrillianM — November 3, 2006 @ 7:38 pm
you should do a poll and let visitors vote too…. just a suggestion…
Comment by JimmyG — November 3, 2006 @ 8:47 pm
Awesome piece….but what’s so bad about Desmonds Premonitions? I thought that was one of the best developments of the season so far. And I completely agree with Nikki’s Hatch Observation being the worst scene, in fact, I think that was the worst scene in LOST history to be perfectly honest.
Comment by Aeolian — November 3, 2006 @ 10:29 pm
Yeah, I hear ya Aeolian. But how weird would it be if we all agreed on the same things?
Comment by DocArzt — November 3, 2006 @ 11:22 pm
Haha, yeah no doubt Haha, yeah no doubt Haha, yeah no doubt Haha, yeah no doubt <3. Desmond=best character on LOST next to Sawyer imo. So call me teh biast one!
Comment by Aeolian — November 3, 2006 @ 11:34 pm
OK guys cut Paulo and Nikki a little slack. They represent the audience who knows nothing about the show. We
Comment by Brad — November 3, 2006 @ 11:37 pm
great piece, but i gotta disagree with one thing. “how could they not know there are 2 islands???” logic says its more likely that they WOULDNT know. i have a good number of reasons, but here’s a solid 4: 1)of all our Losties, only sayid has explored any of the coast, and he apparently didnt get very far before finding the cable/rousseau. and if say he headed south and the island is on the northern coast, he definitely wouldnt see it 2) when our losties have explored the island, they have been going inland, and last time i checked, it’s not exactly easy to see through miles of jungle and through mountains. 3)the main island is HUGE - michael said it would take over a day to walk from the hatch to the others camp (or what he thought was - “The Door”). Jack said how long, he said “If we leave now, midnight tomorrow.” Thats a long hike. 4) The coastline on the island is not straight. If you landed on the southwest corner of an island and there is a SMALL (2x alcatraz) 2nd island even off the northwest corner, you wouldn’t see it if the coast jetted out at all.
Comment by redsix — November 4, 2006 @ 7:43 am
p.s. “The toilet still works.” Thanks Paulo, I know the status of the Pearl’s lavatory was definitely the #1 LOST mystery in my book. What a tool. GET HIM SMOKEY!!!!
Comment by redsix — November 4, 2006 @ 7:49 am
hahahaha! That was so funny redsix! I agree!
Comment by Shiloh — November 7, 2006 @ 8:02 pm