The Tail Section

Thanks to hi-tech wizardry lent to me by the ABC lawyers,  I can now post messages which will not be visible to ThEmIsFiT!

A lot of controversy has erupted since ThEmIsFiTiShErE was brought on as a TailSection contrbutor.  Mostly, a lot of people are worried about the impact of ThEmIsFiTiShErE on our reliability.  Well worry no more.  

It is my great pleasure to inform all the sour-pusses of the world that ThEmIsFiTiShErE is actually a satire.  A satire of over zealous LOST fans freeze-framing and scouring the internet for answers.  A satire of the LOST fans who come up with the craziest theories you could possibly think of (remember how they were going to find a floating eye in the hatch?) and defend them incredulously.

So, officially, ThEmIsFiTiShErE has been brought to the tailsection to share his unique sense of humor with TS readers.  And for those of you who don’t know, now you do… ThEmIsFiTiShErE is a parody.  He is the "Far Side" and the "Dilbert" of the Lost community.  Enjoy him,  embrace him.

To all of you who thought we brought ThEmIsFiTiShErE onboard for anything other then a good laugh once in a while; Booooooooooo.